P!nk — “Most Girls”

You know, most boys want their music videos with half-naked women and lots of hard partying. I don’t know… masculine things like that.

I just want real love.

I want my videos with buff, half-naked men playing the cello; tough, kick-ass ladies wearing bikinis trimmed with faux fur; tons of chains and patent leather; and opera singers with spikes around their necks.

I want P!nk’s ridiculously neon hair.

I want that wad of money that she’s waving around like she just don’t care.

I also want lots of deep metaphors about love as boxing ring, because, duh, it totally is.