One Direction — “One Thing”

While we’re on the topic of things I can’t get enough of, can we talk about this little morsel of amazingness?

Sure, I feel like a total child molester listening to it, but OH MY GOD IT’S SO CATCHY.

It’ll gnaw its way into your head and stay there for three days, guaranteed. I don’t even know what else to say about it — It’s just that amazing. I’m speechless.

(Source: Spotify)

One Direction — “What Makes You Beautiful”

OK, OK, OK — I’m finally ready to admit that I’m totally, completely, utterly, uncontrollably, undeniably, certifiably, 100% in love with this song. *sigh* *swoon* *blush*

It’s just so great! I can’t deny the catchy lyrics and the sugary-sweet Disney-ready message, and… Oh god… Why did I have to find out what these boys look like?

For starters, I’m 26 years old. I feel like a pedophile even looking at them.

Secondly: THE HAIR. Why is it so awful? When Bieber finally cut his awful hair, I thought I could breathe easy knowing that the music world would never witness such a crime again, but… I was sadly mistaken :(

Do they not have hair clippers in England? Please please PLEASE, someone cut their hair so I can move forward with molesting one of these boys.